One hand on a whiskey, the other making dinner. #livingthedream
Living close to work advantage/disadvantage? Sleep late>don’t make lunch>go home for lunch>tempted by beer/nap/both. Thoughts?
Went to a meditation class today. It kicked my ass. Literally. My butt hurts from sitting on the ground for that long.
This is a badass bike. Great work Cannondale. http://bit.ly/Ik6gH
Inspired by @Dmorrissey I just broke a personal rule and purchased a Twix from the vending machine.
Watching cable guy. Not the funny one. This one has zero personality, unless of course you’re a big fan of grunting and male ass crack.
Going to watch the Jazz hopefully pick up a big win vs the trailblazers tonight. Go Jazz!
Is it just me or did March come in like an asshole and go out like a sonofabitch?
OMG I’m laughing my sassy off at this http://bit.ly/2mbqEr
Where am I going to watch the Jazz/Blazers game tonight? My new place won’t have the cable turned on until tomorrow morning. Ideas? Offers?
I have to say I’m glad tomorrow is Monday. This weekend I worked harder than I do most weekdays.
I feel pretty overwhelmed right now. I need some fun to take my mind off it. Ideas? Offers?
Finally sitting down after a long ass day of moving. My back hurts, I have no idea where anything is, I have no food…but I do have whiskey
Done moving. Going to take a nap on boxes cuz fu*% it. Too tired
RT @lancearmstrong: I agree w/ Shaq on this one. http://tinyurl.com/d9hkzy Interesting article. Any celebs need a social media expert?